The Shot Gun Manual

The Theory
The term "Shotgun" refers to the front passenger seat of an auto-mobile. "Calling Shotgun" is the act of claiming the position of shotgun for one's self. As this position is the most coveted of all positions when riding in a car, the following list of rules have been created to ensure that Shotgun can be acquired in a fair and equitable manner by any passenger of an auto-mobile. 

The 10 Rounds of Shotgun

1. Shotgun rules will not apply towards humanoids of the x-x chromosome

2. Shotgun rules will not apply in the circumstance that the owner of the auto-mobile is coincidently not driving for any motive

3. Shotgun rules will not apply where logic defeats the purpose in a comfort sense (i.e someone of very tall stature uncomfortably sitting in the rear seats of a compressed auto mobile for a prolonged amount of time)

4. You are obliged to shotgun in the vicinity of the majority of the group

5. You must shotgun when you are in close proximity of the vehicle in discussion. You must be walking toward the car. The car must be in sight.

6. If a shotgun is not called and a humanoid places their rear on the seat, the shotgun rules have expired.

7. Shotgun rules will not apply if logic defeats purpose when a humanoid lacks sense of direction, in which the driver specifies which humanoid should occupy the front seat in order to aid him to the location of desire.

8. If a humanoid does not comply with the shotgun rules in question, they shall not speak unless spoken to.

9. If a humanoid acquires a positive shotgun reputation throughout time they can obtain, in the voting favour of the majority, a "free reverse shotgun" card, which allows the participant to overrule a general shotgun (May be used on one occasion)

10. By not abiding by the shotgun rules, by shotgun law, you shall suffer a loss of respect from all your peers, and consequently be bad mouthed in instances where you are not present. Your reputation will be tarnished.




Definitions
Humanoid - Someone of the human race. 
X-x chromosome - Female species
Owner - One who has purchased the car, or one whom the car is registered under
Prolonged - More then 2 hours.
Tarnished Reputation - Not invited to future events. 


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