Official dictionary

Although Mont Pont Time has two directors. There is a large team that really gives mont pont time that special edge. Below is the official dictionary as at today of our crew. We have attached this because if you ever meet us, this dictionary will help you understand what the  we are saying as best as possible.

Lee shyt = holy crap.
E.g.
Person 1: Dude did you see that chick, she was wearing nothing !
Person 2: lee shyt

Boiler = a particular individual who is both draining and a buzz kill.

Traceys = a women's breasts that are bigger then average.

Bag of dicks = another term for the word "bullshit". Word can also be substituted as bag of tricks, vix, bricks or anything rhyming depending on ones mood.

Catcha = another term for goodbye. But not used when your actually leaving but just during standard conversation after a good point is made.

Wahaa = the sound waluigi makes In Mario kart. Can be used at anytime for any reason.

Take care of it = to pick up a female efficiently and smoothly. Can be used past tense. Took care of it or as a question. Did you take care of it ?

Model = any female who is rated 7 and above. Do not actually have to be a model for work.

Tarnished = a word to describe someone who has earned little respect from his/her peers.

Warcards = a game where the person with the lowest card must perform an act which leads to an instant loss of dignity. See: punishment bible

Year of it = a year where excellent events are forecasted.

Sifting = when someone In a relationship is harmlessly flirting with someone other then their partner.

Tripping balls = having a dizzy , loss of vision like sensation. May be due to illicit drug use or inappropriate lenses for your reading glasses

Wreck = Someone who is embarrassing. Tends to have little shame

Space time continuum = the process of entering an invisible forcefield of seduction, and alternative strategies to seducing the opposite sex.

Daw Bullsheh = Another way of saying "Oh, Bullshit?" Can sound different depending on dialect. May also be pronounced "Doah Busre" Or Daw? For short.