Second Letter to Department of Transport

Dear Mr Ron Weasley

I am referring again to ticket infringement number <               >   for "failure to provide a valid ticket". As you are probably aware by now, this is my second letter to your prestigious office and I've slowly developed an addiction to writing to your team.

I am writing to you today to appeal my rejection letter which I received in conjunction with my initial appeal letter.
As I am reading through your rejection letter Ron I begin to ask myself the three following questions
1. Did Ron actually take the time to read through my previous letter?
2. Has Ron not seen the Dream Works production Shrek 2?

I once knew an individual with the same name as yourself. Although he was an overall smart young adult, his constant attempts to get into a sexual relationship with his wizard friend Hermoine frustrated me.

I understand the frustration you must take on board when you see a trouble maker like myself attempt to squirm his way out of a ticket infringement, so in this case I have decided to bite the bullet, and arrange for relevant payment. A few months after ordering Foxtel for my family I once saw a Chuck Norris movie where he actually caught a bullet in his mouth. It seemed to deter his enemy from further attacks. I am hoping this has had the same affect on yourself.

Due to my lack of funding at this particular time. I have decided to take a different, yet fair attempt to pay you this outstanding balance of $176.00. I once witnessed a fellow named David Thorne pay an outstanding balance with something other than cash, that he believed was valued close to the same amount. I will arrange payment in the same way.

Below is a picture I have designed for you using Microsoft Paint in Windows 7.

As you can see it is a picture of one of your comfortable and always punctual trains. I value this picture at $176.00. This settles the outstanding balance from my ticket infringement notice. 

As you were so speedy in your reply from my initial letter, I have decided to make a portrait of you in which you can pin up on your wall, or even utilise as your Facebook Display photo. 

Please take this portrait as a Thank You for your time. 

Regards